A dog is walking down the street when he notices a “Help Wanted” sign in an Office window, so he goes in to apply.
The dog is asked “Can you type?” The dog sits down at the typewriter and produces a flawless page.
Then he is asked “Do you take shorthand?” The dog takes out a steno pad and pencil and records the whole office conversation.
“Well obviously you can type and take shorthand, but I’m sorry to tell you I’m looking for someone who is bilingual.”
The dog looks up at him and says “Meow!”