Funeral procession

A woman looked up as a funeral procession was going by. Following behind two hearses was a woman walking a dog on a leash. Behind the woman and the dog walked hundreds of women in single file!
Curious she approached the woman with the dog and said, “My condolences for your loss, but I’ve never seen a funeral procession like this. Whose funeral is it?”
The woman replied, “Well, the first hearse is for my husband.”
“What happened to him?”
The woman replied, “My dog attacked and killed him.”
She inquired further, “Who is in the second hearse?”
The woman answered, “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her.”
A moment of thoughtful silence passed.
“Can I borrow the dog?”
“Sure, get in line.”


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