You feed me when I’m hungry,
You keep water in my dish,
You let me sleep on anything,
Or any place I wish.
You sometimes let me lick your hands
Or even lick your face,
Despite the fact I’ve licked myself,
In some unmentionable place.
You taught me how to come when called,
You taught me how to sit,
You always take me outside,
When I have to … s^&t.
I’ve been with you through oh, so much,
Through laughter and through tears,
I hope you live to be a hundred…
That’s SEVEN HUNDRED in doggie years.