Does your dog know the spelling, the Latin root, and the French translation of the word “Walk”?
Does your dog wake you in the middle of the night to warn you of the imminent dangers of a kitchen chair, yet will peacefully sleep through the theft of all your worldly possessions?
Does your dog suddenly go deaf when you announce “It’s time for your bath”, but amazes you with his bionic hearing at the sound of the fridge door opening from three rooms away?
Does your dog act shameless, undignified, and way too much in touch with his “inner puppy” when you have just proudly told someone that he is obedience trained?
If you have answered “yes” to most of these questions, then RELAX, your dog is completely normal!